Oh My Gosh! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe the fairy dust I have to clean up. I'm so sorry!.

I am so busy with discovering time doesn't stand still, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a mother to my kids, my day is full to overflowing from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to midnight. I am happy with that. as well you should know.

I vow if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You wanna test me? Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue..



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